Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Meditate...

....while you urinate.

I have an amazing number of insights while standing at the urinal, including the fact that I have an amazing number of insights while standing at the urinal. In order to avoid accidentally catching sight of someone else's penis, it is de rigeur to stare at the blank wall less than a metre in front of your face. Wouldn't it be a great idea to post affirmations at eye level to ruminate on for the time you stand there?

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